Mr. Gore was rocked with another sex scandal in such a short time after his announced divorce, this time he is being accused of groping a poor masseuse who was trying to make herself an honest living peddling her wares on craigslist.

Once inside his ninth-floor suite, she said he pushed her hand to his , fondled her and , tongue-kissed her and threw her down on the bed as she tried to thwart his advances. She also said Gore had finished a beer and opened a bottle of Grand Marnier while she was in the room.

Four years later she is still compulsively vomiting.

While a very horrible event and my heart goes out to the victim, I am fortunate due to the timing of this story breaking as it fits in with a research study I am releasing to the general public. For competitive reasons, I am withholding all the data and figures I used to support these claims, but rest assured they are 100% accurate and generally agreeable.

Today’s Sharables:
Found this at ADDHD, which is not only run by someone innovative and creative, but shows some impressive editing skill. Here’s another entertaining mashup I enjoyed.

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